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BIDET
PRE-LAUNCH

BIDET / ANTHROPIC · launching on StonkFun

Wash the noise
off your bags.

AI-assisted token diligence for markets that move faster than common sense.

RUN A RINSEHOW IT WORKS
  • READ-ONLY
  • SOURCE-LINKED
  • NO SAFETY GUARANTEES
BIDET research seal: a bidet spraying droplets toward a radiating starburst
RESEARCH SEALNO. 001
Independent project. Not affiliated with Anthropic PBC.

The rinse terminal

DEMO MODE · NO LIVE CONNECTIONS

Sample chip loads the static demo report.

One address. Three rinse cycles.

01

SCAN THE PLUMBING

Read the on-chain surface first: authorities, pool composition, holder distribution, deployer history. Machine-readable facts get machine-readable treatment — pulled from an explicit source, timestamped, and re-checkable by anyone.

02

CROSS-EXAMINE THE STORY

Extract every claim the project makes, then look for a primary source behind it. Claims with no source stay marked as unsourced. A confident narrative is not evidence, and we don't quietly upgrade it into one.

03

PUBLISH THE RECEIPTS

Each report shows what was checked, what wasn't, and how sure we are. Uncertainty is printed, not hidden behind a score. If the report is thin, it says so on its face rather than dressing up guesses.

Every published line will carry a source link or an explicit “no source found”.

Signal taxonomy

SIX FAMILIES · INPUT / TEST / OUTPUT

  • Liquidity

    Input
    Pool accounts, LP custody, venue list
    Test
    Can this be drained, and by whom, and how quickly?
    Output
    Withdrawal paths, lock claims flagged sourced / unsourced

  • Holders

    Input
    Balance distribution, funding ancestry
    Test
    Are the large balances plausibly independent parties?
    Output
    Clustering notes with labelled accounts excluded

  • Authorities

    Input
    Mint, freeze, update, upgrade authority state
    Test
    What can still be changed after you buy?
    Output
    Held / revoked per authority, with holder address

  • Provenance

    Input
    Deployer history, launchpad, timing sequence
    Test
    Has this operator done this before, and how did it end?
    Output
    Prior-launch trail and reused-asset matches

  • Claims

    Input
    Site copy, socials, docs, pinned posts
    Test
    Does a primary source exist for each factual claim?
    Output
    Claim table: sourced, weakly sourced, unsourced

  • Links

    Input
    Domains, socials, redirects, docs hosting
    Test
    Are these surfaces real, recent, and team-controlled?
    Output
    Hygiene notes and lookalike-domain warnings

Wash log

DEMO ENTRIES

Placeholder demo entries for the public wash log
TimePairFlagsStatus
DEMO · T-00:00SAMPLE-001 / PLACEHOLDERAUTHORITIES · LINKSSOURCE NEEDED
DEMO · T-00:00SAMPLE-002 / PLACEHOLDERCLAIMS · PROVENANCEMANUAL REVIEW
DEMO · T-00:00SAMPLE-003 / PLACEHOLDERLIQUIDITY · HOLDERSCHECK PLANNED

Placeholders only. The public log becomes source-linked when data connections ship.

The token is access, not an answer.

Holding BIDET is intended to unlock deeper research surfaces. It is not a claim on revenue, a promise of returns, or a substitute for your own judgement.

PUBLIC

Summary rinse

  • Run a summary rinse on any pasted address or link
  • Read published reports and the public wash log
  • See what was checked and what was skipped

HOLDER

Deep rinse

  • Claude-assisted source synthesis on a single tokenPLANNED
  • Claim cross-checking against primary sourcesPLANNED
  • Watchlists and change alerts on tracked signalsPLANNED

COMMUNITY

Wash queue

  • Propose tokens for a public reportPLANNED
  • Prioritise the shared scan queuePLANNED
  • Flag published reports for correctionPLANNED

PAIRING

BIDET / ANTHROPIC

PAIR PAGE AVAILABLE AFTER LAUNCH. No contract address exists yet — treat any address circulating before launch as untrusted. This pairing does not imply endorsement by or affiliation with Anthropic PBC.

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Plain answers

What does BIDET inspect?
Six signal families: liquidity shape, holder concentration, contract authorities, launch provenance, narrative claims, and link hygiene. Each is an evidence checklist, not a verdict — the report shows what was inspected, what was found, and where a source is missing.
Is this a safety score?
No. There is no score, no grade, and no green tick that means a token is safe. Reports are informational, frequently incomplete, and can be wrong. A clean report means we didn't find something in the places we looked — nothing more.
Why pair with ANTHROPIC?
It is a cultural and market pairing on StonkFun, and the name references the planned Claude-assisted research layer that will help synthesise sources and cross-check claims. No endorsement is implied.
Is BIDET affiliated with Anthropic?
No. BIDET is an independent project and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Anthropic PBC.